the-absolute-best-memes:

when you open a text just to get rid of the notification
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(via humorrelated)

alrightinthebayou:

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

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hvllucinvtion:
“paleception:
“overplant:
“plants have feelings too
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plants n’ positivity
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mother natures blog
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eatingisfab:

I’m too romantic and unrealistic

(via eatingisfab)

brbjellyfishing:

iflipforrizzles:

whistleandnut:

gaypeopletwitter:

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So my high school’s drama club did The Bad Seed, a play about a child who brutally murders people. Later, the girl who played the part of the murderer was cast as a gay character and she refused to play the part because it “went against her morals”

People calling themselves hetero when they can’t even keep their morals straight

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(via quaagsire)

conversationswiththelight:
“René Magritte, Le Chant de l'Orage (The Storm’s Song), 1937
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st4rryni9ht:

me reelin’ in yo gurl like

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(via teenscoolest)

great-tweets:
“B A S E D
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quiet-nymph:
“ Photography by merveceranphoto
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